June 5, 2007
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WADT... ~getting marred OR why i don't have a porsche~
... this is the way "coolest" wedding favor evah...dat evah was...a carabiner with condimentums
...i will interpret the symbolism for you...1. the little heart.....................................love (blah, blah, blah & a blergh for bariah)
2. the little rope ............................ they "tied the knot"
3. the carabiner.....................................never being able to go out with the guys anymore, esp.
to vegas, and having to call home often to report your whereabouts, and never ever being able
to buy your porsche turbo, pinball machine or 18k rose gold day/date rolex with a meteorite
face with roman numerals...
(ADD SUFFERING, TORTURE, NAGGING, EAR PAIN, DOING THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO...FOREVER...OH HAR)
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...so, one of my 11 sweet nieces got married this past sunday to the kind of guy i would like my daughter to marry some day...he's good looking...nice...kind...and above all...drives a motorcycle...i like guys who drive motorcycles...he's a cool dude...
...my niece drives stuff too...she drives aero-planes...i like nieces who drive airplanes...she's a cool dudette...anyway, back to getting married
...i was sitting next to A during the wedding...as usual, i had to give him some advice on this part of life he will probably encounter...during the ceremony, i leaned over and said...
...i remember the day i got married...i was scared to death...i was so nervous i could barely say anything sarcastic......so i told him that on the day of his wedding he should relax and not be scared...i told him to just enjoy the day...i told him to imagine he were at a party with his best friends, and at the end of the party, he will feel like the luckiest guy in the world
i said...so A remember...getting married is like the end of the party....(har)...it's not like getting married...it's kinda like getting marred ...for life...har...(marred and scarred...and barred...while getting tarred...continually jarred...with a lifetime of no har, no har, no har...suffferin...torture...punishment...and never being able to buy that pinball machine or porsche turbo carrera that you forever wanted...har...ok, har)
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...so at the wedding i had the job of watching over the red envelopes and jewelry probably because they knew i was always packing heat...i had a gun too...in chinese weddings, there is a tea ceremony, where the bride serves tea to the grooms family and in return. she receives money in red envelopes...normally the aunts and uncles and parents and grand parents are served...but they even served tea to the kids and caterers to get more envelopes...velly smart(jk)...i would have served tea to their dog too...his name is zero...but he probably would have put dog poop in the envelope
...we gladly gave them a good luck envelope after drinking the cold tea...so then later i realized i was watching my own red envelope...i wonder if they will know which one i gave them...my name was not on it...some cheap relatives put $1 or $5 in there because they knew not get credit...i searched through the envelopes for my $5000 bill and wrote my name on it
dear lauren and harry...have fun on our island...we wish you so much happiness and everything else...please count on us for anything, forever...aunty Jones and uncle D
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ANSWER : E.$107,440 USD OR $79,000 EUROS http://www.watches.de/en/onstock/detail.html?watchid=213
Comments (17)
i'm first!!! hehe
hope you took some pictures or somebody did! i wanna see!! 
i get to go to my first chinese wedding in a couple of weeks!!! we've been to a japanese one and korean one and now a chinese one!!! fun! 
You give excellent advice.
Wow - seems like Chinese and Korean weddings are pretty different. I have a couple of Chinese friends who are married to Koreans - except I didn't go to their weddings.....oh well. You're too funny by the way. I'd have given them a red envelope and it wouldn't have jangled at all (we have loonies and toonies - 1 and 2 dollar coins - no wonder you guys make fun of us).
hahaha... "packing heat".. I love it.. hahhahaha..
dont make fun of my rainboots
haha..
a $5000 bill...
friggin' hilarious.
--btd.
lol.. it is so funny that they actually made a policeman to watch those money & jewelry..
U R VELLY SMALT
I would have guessed it meant that they would have someone there to catch them if they fall, and have their safety in mind.
thanks for the encouragement.
yeah--email me the story about that one guy who got jailed?
and maybe i'll email you about the two little girls
so you can pray further for that.
thanks
--btd.
i gave a pen for wedding favor so they can write checks if they forgot to bring a pen you know. no excuses for forgetting to bring money and such.
why is a crab a bad thing? essential in rock climbing!
omg i don't even wanna think about relatives giving $1 for lai see. i mean people say that when you get married, you make money even though you spend tons of money on giving your guests a beautiful wedding and reception. but if RELATIVES gave $5, i'd be broke.
No sarcasm? Sounds like torture. LOL How did they recognize you? You are too funny! Have a great day. Rain
condimentums? is that a word?
That's such a cute gift to give out!
Ha-ha!! I hate to admit it but I used to watch Flavor of Love (or as we write it Flavour of Love)......I hated New York - actually I wasn't that impressed with Flavor Flav either. Man, I still watch totally useless shows like this one and Real World. Thankfully I was able to stay away from watching Pussycat Dolls: The search for the next doll.
ryc: u might as well go scuba diving. i want to land on hard solid land.
did flavor flav pick and choose his wife yet? i dont watch his show but just heard what it was about.
So that's a photo of the Wedding Party?
The Bride is beautiful and the Groom...
The Groom is so... so... uh... Blingy!
Is that the Father of the Bride in Drag with the black strapless gown and bleached hair? S/he does not look real happy about this marriage!
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