June 23, 2007
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WADT... ~miscellany & my broken nut~
...i don't know why i will get up at 5am to sit alone on a beach to watch the sun rise over the ocean
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EDITATION: UPDATED REPORT ON MY NUTS..."YOUR NUTS ARE JUST FINE" - HAWAIIAN NEIGHBOR LADY
funny how when you talk about something...other people....CA-DOE-DIEE...well this is 100% true...i just went out to water/revive the lawn when a lady jogger runs by and says...hey there...excuse me but do you eat your nuts?...
ME: MY OWN NUTS...UHHHH...NO (but who am i to judge what others eat and don't eat)
well, i've had my eye on your nuts there
ME: WELL THANK YOU...DO THEY LOOK OK?
your nuts are just fine. mind if i take the ripe ones home?
ME: HEY MY NUTS ARE YOUR NUTS...HAVE AT IT (WOO-HOO!....I GOT GOOD NUTS!!!)
END OF STATEMENT
...i guess it might be reassuring that i don't know whatother's nuts look like and what good or rotten...if i had said...
"oh i like brian's nuts...they are really really big."
...then that might make you wonder about me...(like you didn't already...har)
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HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS TO COMMENTS...-
is that u in the profile picture? it's kind of dark and scary...
ANSWER: YES IT IS...BE VERY AFRAID...MY PARENTS ALMOST NAMED ME "FREAK-BOY"...(but i was too hot...har)
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Ha, do you ever try to secure aisle seats?
ANSWER: YES...BUT NO ONE IN FRONT OF ME WAS ABLE TO EAT OR DRINK BECAUSE THE CART COULDN'T PASS THE OVER-FLOW.
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I
agree with Two Blue...I always try to get an aisle seat, you might
not be able to see outside, but it's more comfortable and it's easier
access to the bathroom. =)Where in HI are you going?
ANSWER: HONOLULU...I LIVE HERE...MY LOVELY WIFE AND KIDS LIVE IN CALI...CHINA...AND AFRICA, AS OF NEXT WEEK
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Now you have me intrigued......how many pounds are you? and does it affect your life in any significant way?Tomesara.
ANSWER: SORRY I THINK WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME...
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...don't you just wonder sometimes?
...hang on...lemme think of something funny...
***(4 hour break)***
...so i'm in the yard trying to revive a dead lawn...palm trees...and one big coconut tree...the price i pay for leaving hawaii for months at a time...don't make me tell you about the fish in the aquarium...they kinda look like retarded handicapped fish now...anyway, i start to take a close look at my big coconut tree...i think the last time i may have looked at it was right after my vascectomy...well taking a really good look at the coconuts, i notice that one of the nuts is kinda abnorrmal looking...brown and shriveled...i thought, "shoot, one of my coconuts is brown and shriveled"...my 8 other nuts looked fine, but that one..that wrinkled brown nut...i decided i had to take a closer look at it...but i tell you i have never examined any of my coconuts this early in the morning, i couldn't reach it...it was too far...i couldn't reach my hurting nut...shoot...my nut needs help...i tried throwing something at it...tried to shake it loose...but that stubborn nut was stuck...shoot...my broken nut is stuck...
...i wonder what other people do when their nuts turned brown and shriveled...do they try to knock it loose to examine it more closely?...what if they can't reach their nuts?...will it just fall off in due time?...what if the neighbor dog grabs the fallen nut and carrys your nut around the neighborhood?...shoot...i'm alone in hawaii, and i can't check my nuts.
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Comments (14)
i do a lot of things alone. i love watching the sunrise and sunsets alone. it's serene. and makes you ponder about life more in those solitary moments.
Wow, your family's really spreading out across the globe, eh?
How long are you back in Hawaii?
lol, interesting nut story!
sitting alone watching a Hawaiian sunrise? sounds great to me
One day I'm going to make it over to Hawaii, any spots you would recommend? Or is Honolulu just the biz-omb of them all?
you are such an odd child.
--btd
alone watching the sunrise=peace! enough said
Hmm you need a Nut Checker! Is there such an animal in HI??
Ok I get the Cali, China but Africa?? Who is going there and why?? Just curious
HUGS D
you should try and climb up the tree to inspect that nut, but be careful not to fall
What are you like?! Har!......nutty i what!
Tomesara.
RYC: Thanks for stopping by, Yes, took me MANY years to get it to this point, and I'm still not finished. I get new ideas all the time, but the maintenance is still high, even with all the perennials. I told the neighbor, "If you see me starting any more gardens, just give me a good smack across the head!" LOL But I love it, talk to you later.
BTW: Did you take care of getting your nuts checked??? LOL
Brow plucking's a tricky one--'experts' say that eyebrows should be round-ish (think general semi-circle), that they should start directly above the inside corner of the eye and that all hairs further in should be plucked, and that the high point of the arch should occer before the point perpendicular to the pupil of the eye. I disagree. Pluck the hairs with the grain (slide the tweezers in and apply just enough pressure to firmly grasp the hair; you don't want to break it) and pluck. Plucking against the grain can result in breakage and ingrown hairs. Personally, I prefer there to be just a bit of brow further in than the inside corner of the eye, and I pluck them so that they narrow dramatically after the high point of the arch. I like the high point to be a bit further out than the pupil of the eye (see my picture), and I'm forever hearing friends moan about how they wish they would've listened to me before getting their brows 'professionally' done.
...why do you use such big fonts?
--btd
I actually like your big fonts, they save me having to run and find my reading glasses, LOL.
LOL. so random and funny.
maybe i missed the post, why your family in cali and you in hawaii alone?
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