June 27, 2007

  • WADT... ~ever~

    ...ever look at your kids and ask them, "how you get here?"

    ...after reading someone's xanga, ever been completely confused?

    ...speaking of xanga, ever read too too much into what was written?

    ...on an airplane from hawaii to oakland (yesterday), ever spill your entire cup of ice and coke on the hairy leg of the guy sitting next to you?

    ...ever get in a fight with your older brother, after you accidentally (har) hit him in the head with a baseball bat?

    ...ever been so embarrassed to admit that you were so personally affected and saddened by a stranger's "situation", that a watery excretion began coming out of your sight organs?

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    ...the 2 most asked questions of cops are...

    1. have you ever shot anyone?

    2. have you ever been shot at?

    answer: heck yeah, all the time
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    ...i got kinda tired...

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