November 27, 2007

• WADT... ~christmas miracle~

  (wow, this xanga thing is great...you can just type stupid stuff that's in your head...make up some lies...then press 'save' and a bunch of pictures tell you that tila tequila is ugly...amazing...shoot, where have i been?...i have so much to say...and so much time...i'm so excited)

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  ...so about 30 minutes ago i am walking from downtown oakland to chinatown...i happen upon a street person i met a few months ago and he proceeds to tell me about a musician's newsletter he is writing for local talent...then goes on for about 5 minutes about the "mafia's" attempts on his life...including when the gov't tried to kill him for talking about NASA's apollo program...anyway, i excused myself and told him i had to "take-off"...i laughed...he didn't

  ...so onto the miracle...i walk into a dim sum pastry shop that i frequent about every other week...the girl behind the counter...in need of an extreme make-over...looking like a hong kong boat model, who just recently oiled her face and hair...speaking cantonese and limited english...(yes definitely a chinese hottie)...proceeds to ask me what i want...

  ME: 3 cha-siew bows...2 of those leaf rice-chicken things...(pointing) about 2 of those things...yeah, uhhhhhhhh, that's it. (nice smile now and look directly into her eyes)

  HOTTIE: (ringing up my stuff and totalling it) "ok umm-goh say-hoe boon...($5.45) and this one free for you"

  ME: wow...(wide eyed sheer amazement)...really?...thanks

  HOTTIE: "ok thank you (big smile with very pretty yellow gapped teeth)

  true miracle...words never uttered in chinatown..."free for you"

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  FREE STUFF: 2 HA-CHERN-FUN...(shrimp long noodles)

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