November 28, 2007
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WADT... ~who washed my feet?~
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BREAKING NEWSFLASH: THOSE WHO HAVE HAD CONTACT WITH MY DAUGHTER CAN BE TREATED FOR THE HAND/EYE FUNGUS AND 'OTHER' AREA "(INSECT/LICE/FECAL) INFECTION BY UTILIZING THE CLEANSING/FUMIGATION ITEMS FOUND AT ANY PETCO STORE...MAINTAIN TREATMENT THROUGH 4 LARVAL CYCLES. (THE YONDER ORIFICIUM(L.) ODOR WILL SUBSIDE WITH DAILY BRUSHING AFTER TREATMENT KILLS THE HIND-KNEE PARASITES)
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...so my brave/foolish? daughter gets it in her head my feet look like they belong to a monkey and decides to give me a home pedicure...(kinda like "man vs. wild" cepting with a chinese girl)
never having had one...or ever washing my feet for that matter...i say 'no way, leave me stubs alone"
...needless to say, while i was stuck in front of the tv she proceeded to SOAK PUMICE (wth) SCRUB CUT SOAK FRANGRANCE (SHEESH) for the next 2 hrs.
...it was amazing...thanks sweety...you are 1 brave soul
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on another note, since i am unable to walk on these red bleeding stubby feet that are 2 shoe sizes smaller than before due to the loss of dead calloused tissue...and since they hurt like a mother..and since they smell like a hooker...and due a tad of dizzyness and vertigo due to near exsanguination...
...i will be sitting here watching vh1 and tila nguyenEND
Comments (14)
that's love!
tila tequila looks like a fetus
i like dani. and bobby. i hope she doesn't end up with amanda the amazon.
Tila is trash. Maintain the pedicures! I see men going for pedicures more and more.
ryc: I think they put crack in that Jack, thats why it tastes so good.
lol.. do u have a before and after picture
what a sweet daughter! it's cuz you're a rocking daddy! hahha
omg dad where have you been? it's like you forgot about xanga for like 5 months. it's been that long right? ooh i watch tila tequila too. i thought it would be lame like flavor of love (which i actually watched all of too) but it's better cuz i think she's actually the most real celebrity! she herself cries! could be faked drama tho. eh...
Wow so when was the Pedi if you have two down here? Tila is kind of like a car accident you can't help but look. I am impressed with her tats though.
chau gerk
ahhhh. nice of your daughter to do that!
so feeling any better? i am!
Ewwwww...lol
RYC: Yeah they get big, but then again, to me, almost anybody is big...as for the furry part...well they are mostly Italian...have a great day...Rain
ryc: I like the ones on her shoulders. Just cool placement and with the lots of dresses they are hidden and you would never know they are there. I don't want any though. Too painful.
gross. hahahah.
This post was so damn funny! I couldn't do a pedi though. I can't hack someone touching my stubs! lol
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