Month: December 2007

  • WADT… ~pants on fire~

    …rethinking my last post, i realized i was not “sad” @ body world…i must have LIED to make you think i’m such a sensitive guy…great…

    …now i’m an insensitive liar…again (hate when that happens…har)

  • WADT… ~body world [made in china]~

    …i went to an exhibition of preserved human corpses this week in san jose with my spouse and kids…(here’s a youtube link…i will refrain from posting the video)…   www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqKvYUO7C7w&feature=related  [very graphic]

    some thoughts i had

        …educational

                    …sensational

                            …disturbing

                                        …interesting

                                                        …amazing

                                                                        …sad

                                                                                      …holy

    more thoughts later…

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    …i also went to a funeral and wake(*) service for my dad’s older brother this week…uncle paul...

       
    some thoughts i had


        …sad

              …a nice sendoff

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    *Wake (ceremony)  (Wikipedia)

    A wake, or social as referred to in Canada, is a ceremony
    associated with death. Traditionally, a wake takes place in the house
    of the deceased, with the body present; however, modern wakes are often
    performed at a funeral home.

    The English word “wake” originated from the ancient Indo-European
    root “wog” or “weg,” meaning “to be active.” This evolved into several
    meanings, including “growth” (“vegetable”), “to become or stay alert,”
    and “watching or guarding.” The third also evolved into the word
    “watch,” and it is in this sense that people have a “wake” for someone
    who recently died. While the modern usage of the verb “wake” is “become
    or stay alert” meaning, a “wake” for the dead “harks back to the
    antiquated “watch or guard” sense. This is contrary to the urban legend
    that people at a wake are waiting in case the deceased should “wake up.”

    In many places, a wake is now synonymous with viewing or funeral visitation
    or Visiting Hours. It is often a time for the deceased’s friends and
    loved ones to gather and to console the immediate family prior to the funeral. In Australia, New Zealand, and northern England,
    the wake commonly happens after the funeral service in the absence of
    the body and is often “wet” — which is to say alcohol and food are
    served and, as a result, the wake often resembles a party for the
    deceased as well as being of comfort for their family. In this way it
    follows the model of the traditional Irish wake, although there is a long tradition of feasting and celebration connected with funeral service amongst the Māori of New Zealand that predates European settlement.

  • WADT… ~movie inflation~

    …holy momma…so we’re taking momma-san out to dinner and to a movie tonight to celebrate her birfday…and it appears the cost of seeing a movie in a theatre may have increased by a few euros…

    …the last time i looked, things were a little cheaper…

        …hershey’s chocolate bar…………………. 5 cents
        …bag o potato bbq chips……………………5   cents
        …bay bridge toll……………………………….25 cents
        …gallon of gas…………………………………49 cents
        …movie…………………………………………..$2.50…………($1 @ cine 7 on park blvd )
        …bowling…………………………………………25 cents  (summertime rate)
        …hamburger/fries/coke @ mcdonalds…..95 cents/ 60 cents @ quik ways

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    …so tonight, 5 of us will see a movie and go to dinner…

        …movie………………………………………………………………$10.25 X 5
        …drink/popcorn/candy/chinese plums………………………$8 X 5
        …parking…………………………………………………………….$ 10
        …bay bridge toll…………………………………………………..$ 4
        …dinner in sf……………………………………………………….$ 200+
        …misc……………………………………………………………….???
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    TOTAL ……………………………………………………………holy momma                                                                          

    (yes i am ancient, groovy dudes)

  • WADT…

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    hi…so my last post might not have been entirely true…Sue Me

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    (-note from ex korean g/f)

  • WADT… ~my journey to Dumb-dom~

    my trip to becoming a completely ignorant “man” started the day i got married…she was rather kind about telling me how i was not very educated in ways of the world, especially when it pertained to women…i would hear phrases like, “you just don’t know how a girl thinks” (does anyone?), or “just ignore him, he doesn’t know anything” (while pointing at me and laughing with the other salmon…so for the first few years of marriage, i just settled into my new role as a husband…that was until children came and i became a dad…

    i thought it was great that there was going to be someone in the home with fewer wrinkles in their cerebral cortex…and for a couple of days (while she was in the hospital with the newborn things) i enjoyed being the emperor in my kingdom…little did i know i would be the last one…i knew i didn’t know anything about women…so for the next few years i was also told constantly how little i knew about babies…not just by my salmon, but by every single one that happened to spawn by on the way to the park or the mall…so my ignorance was reinforced by every breeding tattered salmon in my community also…

    i finally realized i really just did not know a single thing about anything…when my kids (yes, a repeated error of sorts showing “lesson not learned”) began speaking this was ingrained in my “thick skull”…well i take that back…for the first few years, they would ask simple questions that i was able to handle…then came the more difficult ones like, “why does dodo smell bad?”…which seemed to bypass the ones i had studied for like, ‘where do babies come from’ and such…but when i told them dodo didn’t smell good because if it did people, would call it candy…i would recieve (i before e except where?..ahhh, forget it) a severe tongue lashing from the king salmon…

    so, finally when the kids attained an educational level higher than me, in elementary school, they were able to communicate without reservation, phrases to the like of , “dad, you’re so stupid…you’re a dum-dum”…a far cry from the kindness of strange women and my new wife…well, this is just a brief synopsis of my trip to Dumb-dom…or as my kids would say to something i didn’t know about pop culture, music, or computer games…”go look it up in ‘Dumbo-pedia’ dad”and i would respond, “where’s the Dumbo-pedia at?”

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  • WADT… ~chinatown haircuts~

    …i’m getting quite used to getting my haircut in chinatown, both in california and hawaii

    …the following scenerio has happened in both states upon entering professional hair grooming establishments in such environs;

    ONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONNONONONONONO


    CHINESE PROFESSIONAL: sit, sit, sit…how you like cut?

    ME: i just need it trimmed a little.

    CP: (smiling…getting her tools…and not paying me much attention) OKAY…OKAY.

    ME: (using my hands…pointing to my head…making the very little signal with my fingers…grabbing a very small piece of the end of my hair…squinting my eyes) just cut a very little…not too much…very little…ok?

    CP: okay, thank you…(turns my chair away from the mirror, then starts cantonese conversation with other CPs followed by chinese-type laughter by all CPs)

    ME: (thinking to myself…”oh crap”)

    <<<<< 4 minutes later >>>>>>>

    CP: okay…thank you…all finish…8 dollar…thank you…tip please…thank you

    ME: (afraid to look in the mirror, while handing $12 to the CP) thank you (exits the salon still in grave fear of the mirror)


    <<<shortly thereafter, i find my spouse, kids, friends walking towards me on the street>>>


    …(for the next hour, i hear phrases similar to the following)

        -”OH MAN YOU WERE BUTCHERED”…
        -”SHOOT, WHEN DID WE ARRIVE IN CHINA?”…
        -”DID YOU PAY FOR THAT?”…
        -”DON’T WORRY IT WILL GROW BACK…IN A YEAR”…
        -”YOU’RE LUCKY YOU GOT MARRIED BEFORE THAT HAIRCUT”…
        -”DID THEY CUT YOUR HAIR WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED?”…
        -”NOT JUST A LITTLE BIT UGLY, DAD”…
        -”COULD YOU WALK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET?”…
        -”WELCOME TO ANIMAL PLANET”

    ME: okay, i kinda get the idea…again…(sob)

  • WADT… ~an open letter of apology~

    dear …

    im so sorry for everything that happened last night.
    actually i am more embarrassed by what you saw me doing alone on the
    floor. i did expect you to knock before you entered the living room.  i
    was so shocked by your presence, i was left speechless, standing there
    all naked. (well actually on all fours..haha) i did not expect you to
    see me doing that, and especially exposing my private parts to you. i’m
    so embarrassed.


    i know i said we should never go to bed angry,
    and am so very sorry our argument led to our sleeping in separate
    rooms. i swear i do not do this all the time. i think the stains will
    come out. and i’m so sorry they smell that way. but  i do think
    everyone does this at one time or another in their lives.


    maybe you shouldn’t leave me alone anymore. sorry…

    love,

    me


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    (what i would expect from my dog, if she could write…after catching her ‘anus scraping’)

  • WADT… ~what are we?~


    ADD:


    thought: i am strangely drawn to the inhumanity in GREY’S ANATOMY…possibily because it oftens ends showing the humanity within

    kiddie news: >>>T is in hawaii now…but while watching “how it’s made” (discovery channel) he mentioned how things are not made to last or built well…how everything seems to break, so the consumer has to buy the product anew…quite sad in a limited resource society…but what  things are made to last?…3 things…
        -toilets
        -musical instruments
        -furniture
    is that it?…and what companies build/sell more than 1 product that are made to last?…sony?…no…hm?
    >>>A was photographed in the UC newspaper this week in an article about asians/diversity in college…he was holding an X-BOX 360 joystick and making a peace sign
    >>>who is about to end their 6-month dating fast?…(what is a dating fast? and i hope this person doesn’t go on a dating binge afterwards)



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    …so while sitting next to my 1st born male son(T), from my 1st wife(X) (yes, i have been married one time)…i inadvertently overheard my 1st born daughter(N) talking to him, telling him “to go and DO SOMETHING with his life”

    his reply was that he didn’t have to because he was a “human being and not a “human doing

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    …X likes to watch ‘the girls next door’ a reality (not really) show about the fake lives of hugh hefner and his 3 “professional” girlfriends/24 hr. employees/sexual tings…so when the victoria secret fashion show began on cbs, she had to decide whether to watch the girls in skimpy clothes or the girls in skimpy clothes with wings…true…she really likes the girls next door…i really didn’t care which one she watched…i was too busy…

    …licking the tv screen…har