December 8, 2007

  • WADT... ~an open letter of apology~

    dear ...

    im so sorry for everything that happened last night.
    actually i am more embarrassed by what you saw me doing alone on the
    floor. i did expect you to knock before you entered the living room.  i
    was so shocked by your presence, i was left speechless, standing there
    all naked. (well actually on all fours..haha) i did not expect you to
    see me doing that, and especially exposing my private parts to you. i'm
    so embarrassed.


    i know i said we should never go to bed angry,
    and am so very sorry our argument led to our sleeping in separate
    rooms. i swear i do not do this all the time. i think the stains will
    come out. and i'm so sorry they smell that way. but  i do think
    everyone does this at one time or another in their lives.


    maybe you shouldn't leave me alone anymore. sorry...

    love,

    me


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    (what i would expect from my dog, if she could write...after catching her 'anus scraping')

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