January 16, 2008
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wadt... ~recap of the day~
...my lovely wife was given/issued her "primary care physician" and sent a resume and photo of her new MD...she told me her new doctor was ugly...i told her i was glad because a good looking doc might have partied too much in med school, drank excessively, cut anatomy class, and failed to get straight A+'s...versus an ugly one that had no life, allowing for an 120 additional hours to study...to make the genii(l.)...i told her i wanted a really super ugly doc...
...so she sat silent fpr 17 seconds and asked me and my kids the following question...
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HER: would you guys rather have a woman doctor who looked like a man?...or a man doctor who looked like a woman?
ME: a woman who looked like a man...i don't know why.SON: me too, no, how bout a woman doctor who looked like a monkey?
(someone text the other kids to get their input, quick!)
HER: what kind of monkey?...a chimp...an ape...an oranatang?(oops mispelled orangertang)
ME: arent there a bunch of different monkeys with big red butts?
SON: i had a professor who looked like a monkey
HER: what did he/she teach?
SON: who who who?
HER: your monkey teacher
ME: what's that song about getting your monkey?
SON: yah, the commercial with that asian guy in that bathroom singing
HER: monkey song?
ME: yah the asian guy caught singing," whatcha gonna do...something...gnna get yer monkey something???"
HER: a monkey is not really a monkey, is it?
ME: no, i think monkeys are monkeys..big and hairy wild and hard to tame?...
SON: you guys are weird
ME/HER: you lucky got all our dna...lucky...
SON: what are we talking about?
Comments (9)
how about a monkey that looked like a female doctor, with a big red butt?
lol you're funny!
A.D.D.
Haha reminds me so much of the conversations I have with my parents.
I'll come back after I've had more coffee...lol
The orangutang would be my doctor of choice for sure. lol
it's spelled "orang utan" not "orangatang"..!!!
when I was going through med school the good looking docs that might have partied too much in med school, drank excessively, cut anatomy class are the ones that get straight A+'s...while the ugly one that had no life still passed med school but not with straight A's.
So if you're ever in my area, ask for the prettiest doc around.
Just a tip from me!
didn't know you were a homicide investigator...kind of like law & order?
what kind weird and crazy conversations are you having with your family? LOL.
LOL!!!!!!
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