February 23, 2008
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WADT… ~barnes and noble~
…who are these guys?… is it mr. barnes or miss noble or vice versa?…are they friends?…are they homosexual lovers?…do they like books?…do they know that people go into their store and just read magazines?…where are they from?…where do they live?…do they practice safe sex?…do they go into men’s restrooms and wait for people to make signals with their feet for promiscuous anonymous sexual activity without condoms?(ewwwww…change subject)…do they know ben and jerry?…why do they hide the playboy magazines so high up behind all the other semi sexual magazines like FHM, STUFF and MAXIM magazines?…hmmmm?
…so J and i spent 2 hours in the bookstore last night…she read all the books and magazines on home decor…and i am now educated in all aspects involving current surgical techniques for trauma and diseases
…so we are now looking for a house in california…hmm?…where to live?…where to live?
Comments (16)
me first!
so will you and j just drop your house in hawaii? aren’t you sad? i am!!! you talking in nocal or socal to live? hopefully nocal since we’ll end up there soon hopefully! 
yea i laugh… all the risque mags are up high….so how’s a short person like me supposed to get it???/ huh???
don’t you already have a home? or do you just rent in ca?
Too funny! My daughter asked me last week why they bother to put those magazines up high because everyone can see them anyway. What is the point? she asked.
Porn is so available on the web that it is a wonder magazines are still in business. Just like those video stores…it’s hard to believe they survive with so much more available on the Internet but I guess when someone is in a pinch for a fast, new toy they would prefer the store huh?
California! Holy heck! It seems like a nice place to visit but I’d be afraid to live there with all those fires and earthquakes. Scary but beautiful while it is calm I assume.
Thanks for the giggles. I’ll never look at Barnes and Noble the same way…whomever they are. lol
I’d move right next to a 99 Ranch!
cool if u move to CA there will be more A & B store.
once I wanna go to steve and berry but I accidently confidently says lets go to steve and barnes….. since the downtown has it all
steve and berry
ben and jerry
barnes and noble
dave and buster
bleh… but yeah i spend time in barnes and noble checking out books I wanna buy…then proceed to amazon.com or half.com
( I think they are gay )
It’s better than the library, there is Starbucks, and you don’t have to be quiet. hee hee hee
are you moving back to the bay for good? you selling the hawaii house? i guess we gotta go to bellingham and be really really loud and annoying so we can get those people to move out of your old house. blow horns anyone?
yep, UN… lol…
in hk and i’m sure in other busy asian countries, the sexy magazines are staring right in front of u. every time we walked by a stand, my bf would say “wa, gum doh ham shu geh” (u know what that means right?)
i didn’ tell my parents!
ryc: I suppose I should be grateful I even have friends…
If i were to plan a trip to hawaii… where would you suggest? I’m not a beachy-beachy kind of person (i live in Florida, so I get it all the time), but I’d like to explore the paths less traveled….
ryc: no…i like when people suffer in their trials to break down my walls
PUWAHAHHAHAHA..
their misfortune makes me happy
They’re William Barnes and Cliff Noble…maybe you had something about the lovers. They were “partners”. Haha.
LOL. I think you should come out to LA. =P
ooh ooh does this mean I can have your place in Hawaii?? =D
I always skip Barnes & Noble, and head straight for Books-A-Million…I LOVE the Joe Muggs frappes!!
Still in Cali…. And what kind of heat in your pants are you talking about? Is that why she married you?!?!?
i own two ipods and two other mp3 players.. but they’re not always there when i needed them. ;/