February 27, 2008
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imagine
WADT… ~IGNORED MESSES~you know how there are some “spills, drops and messes” you could just ignore and they just seem to get fixed, cleaned, picked up, or whatever by the “mess fairy”?
…like when you’re eating roasted peanuts…and when you’re cracking open the shell and get to that little annoying lighter than air paper like covering (what the heck is that?) and it just flies all over the place like your t-shirt…your face…and a 3 foot diameter around where you’re sitting…well if you ignore all those little flakes for an hour or so, they get cleaned up by the mess fairy..did ya know that?
…like when you drop a small piece of meat on the floor, you just kick it under the table to where the mess fairy lives…
…or if you happen to get a booger on your finger (from who knows where), you just make these special flinging movements with your fingers…and the fairy comes to take the booger away?…
…well i found out there are some messes that the fairy will not attend to…what the heck?…not a full service fairy?…shoot…i wanna different fairy…my mess fairy is not working out very well when this happened this morning…
…my dog went outside to take her morning leak and poop…when she came back in, i noticed (as well as my nose) that after she pooped…SHE STEPPED RIGHT IN HER FRESH SMELLY STEAMY MUSHY POOP…CRAP!…double crap! how on earth does she do that?…i have never stepped on any of mine!!!
…so with every step she left a fudgcicle or skidmark…and even though she must know there’s something smelly on her left rear paw, she still acted like she wanted to play “find your bone”?…how could this be?
…where was the mess fairy when i needed her most?…crap…she’s stanky
Comments (12)
awww silly puppy!
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Here’s a mental pic for you…new puppy loves to chew on everything…goes out in morn to do business (training is going really well), comes running back in, in a panic…foot long length of string is trailing behind pup, covered with doo-doo…pup can’t get rid of scary stinky thing following her, runs through house and into kitchen, proceeds to run in circles, scattering chunks of poo all over kitchen before Mom can grab her and remove scary stinky thing…lovely way to start your day….
Have a great one
RYC: LOL…it happened a few times, though thankfully only once IN the house…my husband had to handle it once in the back yard…I though he’d lose his breakfast right there…WEAK stomach…lol…she finally stopped eating strings…was it YOUR sock???
whaa? u don’t even walk your dog & go collect its poop? aiya!
haha I’m the mess fairy at my house
ryc: that is a waste if I have EVER heard of one
she probably thinks it’s a puddle of mug.
Miniature mess fairies live in the fibers of my clothing
At least she didn’t eat it.
I think the mess fairy and your dog are one in the same.
BTW – I already stepped in my poo 6 times today.
my dog walks as she poops so she leaves a trail behind her. also, she likes to wait until we’re all sitting at the table eatig so she can go in front of the window so we can watch her.
Hey man, where arrrrrrrrrrrr you??????
Hello Fatitude,
You made your site simple yet good-looking but I see that you don’t write here much anymore!
I want to help people to really get to know God, especially in these troubled times.
“And the word of Jehovah continued to occur to me, saying… ‘An end, the end, has come upon the four extremities of the land. Now the end is upon you, and I must send my anger against you, and I will judge you according to your ways and bring upon you all your detestable things. And my eye will not feel sorry for you, neither will I feel compassion, for upon you I shall bring your own ways, and in the midst of you your own detestable things will come to be; and YOU people will have to know that I am Jehovah.’ ” (Ezekiel 7:1-4) (New World Translation)