WADT...        ~"me, mile high club"~

...i joined the "mile high club" yesterday...well sorta...here goes...

i usually wait to be the last person on the plane just in case there's an empty row of seats...as much of a social butterterfly that i am...well you know that book "no man's an island?"...my book is, "me island, jack"...anyway back to the club...

...so you know that forrest gump feeling you get when walking onto a full plane(bus) where everyone looks at you hoping you are not planting your fat butt next to them?..."me butt, humungous"...so as i reach window seat 11A i see two good looking people giving me the "oh lordy please not here rumplestiltskin"...but alas as i give a obligatory glance to my little piece of boarding pass, then a small smile with a point of my finger to the tiny seat, i say, "i think i'm there"...and with a little crinkle of my face to say, "oh well sorry you have to get up for my gi-gantass(tm fatitude 2007) the handsome couple did not get up, but angled their seats to the side...did they not see how large my umpas were?...well i guess if they didn't get a good look, they will as i scooch by them...my next thought...(do i aim my rear at them as i scooch by them...or my front...yikes...front in their face would be easier but dang...it's my front..."me cookies")

...i decide to give them a "treat" with my butt towards them, as me cookies would be just a little gross, since we just met, you know...and as i hear the snickers and outright laughs from the rest of the plane members watching, as i place my butt cheeks in the face of this once fine couple...no longer virginated...it takes me nearly 5 minutes to get my lard ass by them...(oops shouldn't use that word...i mean my fat ass)...anyway, it felt like 5 minutes...

...as i usually decide whether i will "talk" in the first minute, to whomever i am sitting next to...i figured since it felt like i joined the mile high club with this nice couple, i ended up talking to them the entire flight...

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...since my MR2 didn't start from a dead battery, i tried a compression start by rolling it 1 mile down the hill it's parked on...

NOTE TO SELF: pick up mr2 from bottom of hill, and always wear at least flip-flops when driving

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...right now i'm waiting for the sun to rise over the ocean...it's kinda like a present from GOd every morning...(or from buddha depending on the type of building you go to on sundays)

WADT...     ~father's day presents~

...now i just need a witty caption for this...but cannot think right now as i'm so enamoured with with these babes and my kids...

[...to tim, nattie, and A-man...thanks so much for giving me these 4 fat ugly babes...you make me smile...
make me laugh...and provide everything that defines happiness in my life...you all make mom and me so proud,
and so happy...thanks so very much...i love you guys almost as much as these hot babes...love...daddio

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... back to hawaii "MON-YON-HA"...shoot

WADT...        ~father's week~


...sometimes words of wisdom come our way that bare repeating -

u
cannot change the past, cannot erase the memories, cannot take back
words that have already been spoken, cannot undo ur actions. but, what
u can do is learn. learn from the past, learn to cherish the memories,
learn to hold back on harsh words & to speak with ur heart, learn
to be the better person, & realize that actions do speak louder
than words. learn that it is never too late to change because even
though the past has passed, the future has not   -   saofallenchunsa

...sometimes words need not be re-bared...re-uttered...re-anything -

     ...you are the whore of charm school , a slut-A-cious whore  -  monique

(oops....that's not chinese...i been in oakland too long...where my moke *** comrades be?)

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so don't forget to get you daddy an expensive peice of steel or electronics for the week-long gala celebration...whoop

	***moke	8,795 up, 1 down
	A person (usually with an ethnic background consisting of Hawaiian, Filipino, and/or Japanese. And in some very rare cases Caucasian - the asian wanna-be) who is a local of one of the Hawaiian islands. Is extremely profound and in most cases, fluent in the use of "pidgin" laguage. These people usually have an IQ of 50 but make up for it with thier ability to talk a lot of trash. They engage in a lot of trash talk, and usually have nothing to back it up. They enjoy getting into fights at school and hoping that it will gain them many popularity points. Their "fights" are mostly pushing around and yelling the phrase "wat 'chu XXX" out loud many times and are broken up extemely quickly. Many mokes may look tough but are actually very sensitive. If you joke about them, they threaten you, if you look at them they get pissed very quickly, and if your a white person, they will call you a "haole" and tell you to get out of Hawaii. Mokes believe that the white man took over and degraded Hawaii when really, the white man and woman completely messed up the entire world. They also have low-income familys. Which probably explains why they can't speak proper English. Which makes it very hard to understand them...

EQIT: someone asked me to be their xanga friend today...woop woop...i will be on xanga all day today waiting for people to invite me to be their friends...this is so much better than normal friends because i can turn my dsl anytime i want...even for months...and no one gets mad at me...har

WADT...

[steel #1 - HK heckler and koch USP .40 cal compact (and HK does not stand for hong kong)
 steel #2 - Sinn 756 UTC Diapal with an anthracite face, and tegimented stainless
...both engineered and manufactured in germany...both very much "you know what"]

12JUN07 - Protect P

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...do [edit:(chinese)] people know how to apologize when they've wronged others?...(while
in line at smart & final, i observed a 65 year old chinese speaking
woman bump her shopping cart into an apparent african american
woman...the negligent asian cart basher said nothing to the dark
skinned woman, and looked away,  even after the bashee spouted softcore cusswords at the basher

...do you know when someone's looking at you?...(on
06/06/07 at approximately 0613 hrs. i looked (stared) at the person
sleeping next to me in bed...within 30 seconds, she opened her eyes and
looked back at me...i asked her  how did she know i was staring at
her...she made an "i do not know" wrinkle with her face and went back
to sleep (some have "gay-DAR"...can this be "what you lookin' at - DAR"?)...

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...in a group, do other women always compare themselves to other women?...(an
anonymous female advised when she entered a group of people, she would
attempt to determine if she were the most attractive among the felines...she would criticize negatively anyone prettier/cuter/hotter/sexier/smell gooder/sicker TAT)

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...do christian scientists believe that jesus is GOd's son?...(spoke
to mr. charles b. spangler III, who stated he was a christian
scientist...when asked whether he believed mr. j. christ were divine, he
stated he could not simply answer yes or no)

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...do you know when someone's looking at you?...(on
06/06/07 at approximately 0613 hrs. i looked (stared) at the person
sleeping next to me in bed...within 30 seconds, she opened her eyes and
looked back at me...i asked her  how did she know i was staring at
her...she made an "i do not know" wrinkle with her face and went back
to sleep (some have "gay-DAR"...can this be "what you lookin' at - DAR"?)...

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...how much does this watch cost?

.A- $500             B- $1500             C- $3599             D- $47,050              E- $107,440

ANSWER: ON BOTTOM OF PREVIOUS POST

DETAILS:

• Line: Portuguese
• Reference: 5042
• Price: LOOK AT BOTTOM OF LAST POST
  
• Condition: 99 %
• Case/ material: platium
• Strap: leather
• Dial: silver
• With papers: Yes
• With box: Yes
• Movement: automatic
• Limited edition: Yes
• New item: Yes
• Comment:
  limited to 50 pcs
• Complication:
  - power reserve indicator
  - tourbillon

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...do you like love this watch as much as i do?

• Line: AMG
• Reference: AMG LIMITED CHRONOGRAPH
• Condition: 100 %
• Case/ material: steel
• Strap: steel
• Dial: silver
• With papers: Yes
• With box: Yes
• Warrenty: Yes
• Movement: automatic
• Limited edition: Yes
• New item: Yes
• Chronometer: Yes
• Comment:
  very rare Panerai PAM00108 AMG Chronograph, limited to 100 pcs. only, watch is brand new complete with all box and papers
• Complication:
  - date
  - chronograph
• - would look hot on Fatitude's wrist
• - www.watches.de/en/brand/detail.html?watchid=325&brand=1
  

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... this is the way "coolest" wedding favor evah...dat evah was...a carabiner with condimentums

...i will interpret the symbolism for you...

    1. the little heart.....................................love (blah, blah, blah & a blergh for bariah)
   
    2. the little rope ............................ they "tied the knot"

    3. the carabiner.....................................never being able to go out with the guys anymore, esp.
        to vegas, and having to call home often to report your whereabouts, and never ever being able
        to buy your porsche turbo, pinball machine or 18k rose gold day/date rolex with a meteorite
        face with roman numerals...
        (ADD SUFFERING, TORTURE, NAGGING, EAR PAIN, DOING THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO...FOREVER...OH HAR) 

...so, one of my 11 sweet nieces got married this past sunday to the kind of guy i would like my daughter to marry some day...he's good looking...nice...kind...and above all...drives a motorcycle...i like guys who drive motorcycles...he's a cool dude...

...i was sitting next to A during the wedding...as usual, i had to give him some advice on this part of life he will probably encounter...during the ceremony, i leaned over and said...

     ...i remember the day i got married...i was scared to death...i was so nervous i could barely say anything sarcastic...

...so i told him that on the day of his wedding he should relax and not be scared...i told him to just enjoy the day...i told him to imagine he were at a party with his best friends, and at the end of the party, he will feel like the luckiest guy in the world

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...so at the wedding i had the job of watching over the red envelopes and jewelry probably because they knew i was always packing heat...i had a gun too

...we gladly gave them a good luck envelope after drinking the cold tea...so then later i realized i was watching my own red envelope...i wonder if they will know which one i gave them...my name was not on it...some cheap relatives put $1 or $5 in there because they knew not get credit...i searched through the envelopes for my $5000 bill and wrote my name on it

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ANSWER : E.$107,440 USD OR $79,000 EUROS  http://www.watches.de/en/onstock/detail.html?watchid=213

A POST WITH A ....***babe       alert!

x-American Television
This is the hostess for an

ITALianO...MUCHO GUSTO...HOT CHA CHA CHA...mamma-mia...hot mamma cita

AMERICANO......WOOF..WOOF...BARF...BARK...BARF...el make-a-me-sicko

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WADT...   ~spaceman~ con't

i wondered how i was going to I.D. him...

...i found him sitting in the same spot singing out loud to himself...i would probably have to see his driver's license or i.d. to be certain he was who he claimed to be...charles b spangler, the son of the famed author of the same name who wrote, "america's first spaceman"...but how was i going to get him to show me his i.d.?...i had to get him to WANT to show it to me...yeah, that's it...

...he asked me if i was the same person who spoke to him yesterday...he seemed even more delusional than yesterday...more agitated...more paranoid...so i had to talk soft and slow and change the subject if it was about anything that made him mad...the government made him mad...they murdered his cousin he claimed...i had an idea how to get him to show me his i.d.

ME: WOW... ARE YOU REALLY CHARLES B. SPANGLER? PEOPLE WHO TALK TO YOU MUST NOT REALLY BELIEVE YOU ARE THE ACTUAL MR. SPANGLER.

(i was hoping he would say yeah, i show them my cali i.d card...here, let me show you what i show them)

ME: DO THEY ASK YOU TO PROVE IT TO THEM?

HIM: NO

(shoot...lemme try another tactic)

fast forward...

ME: BUT DON'T YOU NEED I.D. TO GET FEDERAL ASSISTANCE?

HIM: YA, I SHOW THEM MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

ME: YOU KEEP YOUR BIRTH CERT. IN YOU WALLET?...WOW...DOESN'T IT HAVE A STAMPED SEAL ON IT TO VERIFY IT'S AUTHENTICITY?

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...he is charles b. spangler III born july 19, 1954...to dorothy beneta reynolds and charles II. his father, the author was 28 years old when he was born...the book, america's first spaceman was co-written by his father and his aunt jewel...they were close friends of alan shepard...jewel spangler died of cancer, and charles states the gov't murdered her son because he was the son of a famous author. but the murder occured in L.A....he was raised in mountain view, and attended uc berkeley. he has been committed to a facility (MSC?) and has been experimented on by the gov't. he was poisoned with drugs while committed, and has had surgery performed on him against his will. he ran away from this facility and as lived on the streets in sf, berkeley, and now oakland. his purpose for sitting on the sidewalk is to give away books and magazines, free of charge, and tell his story, which he calls his 'song'...he also sits there to listen to other people and hear their 'song'...he plans to publish these songs and become famous like his father.

...at times he sounds very intelligent and stable...but quite often he shows signs of being paranoid and out of touch with reality, making delusional claims...during these moments, he becomes agitated, loud, and seemingly angry...he never made any mention of GOd, a higher being, religion, or supernatural beliefs. (no i did not take notes)

i said a prayer for mr. spangler when i left and told him i hoped to talk with him again.

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ADDED JUNK:  i plan to see if i can get Him to show me his i.d. to see if he says who He is...results tomorrow...

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useful chinese weekend phrase (cantonese)



naw joong-yee dai pay-goo...................................................................................................i like big butts

(literally: naw=i....joong-yee=like......dai=big........pay-goo=butts)


voice inflection is very important in speaking chinese...if you raise the tone of a certain word, it can change the meaning completely...so if you were to say the above phrase musically with notes, each syllable would be like the following notes (E -  E -  E -  C - D - D.......all quarter notes except the C is a half)

...if in doubt..just say "PAY -GOO.....PAY-GOO....PAY-GOO"...every cantonese person will recognize this....enjoy

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i'll lay out the facts and details as fairly and objectively as possible...and you decide what His story is...by 'story' i mean...how did He get to this place i found Him at?...here goes...

START HERE -

i was getting chicken...

...in downtown oakland, when i came across a gentleman sitting on the sidewalk on broadway near 12th street...he was a white male, about 58 years old, seated on a milk crate with a number of books and magazines laid out around him...i paid little attention to their titles, as i was engaged in a nice conversation with him...

..he told me his name was charles b. spanger and that he needed money to publish his "songs"...he had sign in front of where he was sitting, stating this...including a metal pan containing coins estimated to be about 50 cents...when i asked mr. spanger what were his "songs?, he stated they were everybody's personal stories that he has collected over the past year and they were not actually lyrics and music...mr. spanger advised he needed money to publish his works and that he utilized 2 electric typewriters to document these interesting stories...he did not elaborate as to what these stories were about, and i was a bit curious...i asked him if i could take his picture becase i found him so interesting, and he gladly agreed to pose for me and my cell phone...

...i thanked him for allowing me to photograph him and placed 5 dollars in his tin...(i did feel a bit obligated to give him something since he was so nice...)

...he went n to tell me he was going to be famous one day like his father, of the same name...i asked what his father did and he stated he was an author also...he had the same name as sir charles and wrote a book entitled "america's first spaceman"...i asked if he had this book for me to see, and mr. spanger stated that "it was erased"...he told me that "everything was erased by the government"...he said i would not be able to find his father's book at all since it was "erased"...he became slightly "raised up" when speaking about this erasure, so i did not pursue it...he did seem proud of he fact that his father, charles b. spanger authored this book though...
...mr. spanger and i shook hands, said goodbye and parted ways...(the same hand was washed thoroughly soon thereafter, due to my germ paranoia)...mr. spanger did not smile much during our entire meeting, even though i asked if he wanted to for the picture... he didn't even slant his lips slightly after i made a few lame jokes...but as you already know, i usually throw in a few due to my hankering to get people to like me...

...i promptly went to purchase some popeye's chicken for A...then skedaddled home...(i bet you haveen't heard that word in a while)

...after i gave A the chicken, i stared at it for a while...yes it did look....yammy (mockism)...then searched the web for charles b. spanger...i found nothing...

...then i looked a little more while eyeing that chicken...

...then i found this on ebay...(wow that chicken is powerful)

http://cgi.ebay.com/Americas-First-Spaceman-First-Edition_W0QQitemZ300116684523QQihZ020QQcategoryZ378QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

...then i found this on amazon...

America's First Spaceman

by Jewel Spangler; Charles B Spangler Smaus

(Hardcover - 1962)

1 Used & new
from $70.36

...hmmm?...mr. spangLer...what's your story?...how did you get here?...are you really...?

  
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